"Humor is reason gone mad." ~ Groucho Marx

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." ~ Albert Einstein

"Comedy is acting out optimism." ~ Robin Williams

"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing." ~ William James